Alan … oh.. where is ALAN?
DG’s Chocolate (the Urban Chow-Boy) knows.
From DG’s McKinleyville Contractor Extraordinaire comes a story that will tear at your ❤. Before I began reading, I thought to myself, “Oh, NO, please don’t let it be Rommel~! NOT ROMMEL~!” ~ Read at your OWN Risk.~
Say it ain't so. Oh, SAY it ain't SO~!
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
‘You talk?’ he asks.
‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’
The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’
‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running…
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’
‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and
now I’m just retired.’
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
the owner what he wants for the dog.
‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.
‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on
earth are you selling him so cheap?’
‘Because he’s a liar. He’s never been out of the yard’
Donch gotta love 'im? YES, you DO~!
To see ROMMEL CLICK >here< ❤ with many thanks to Tim Mortimer ❤
No need to count sheep if you watch the video of this guy's kin.
If you’ve got the welcome mat out for the Sandman, this Lovely Owl video is just the thing to watch. <
There's still TIME not to play the video.
L◉◉K➳ at this video that DG found on FaceBook (posted by her old colleague Barbara Condon of IG◉, CA.) But first this~! ⤵
Surgeon General’s Warning:
This video Is not for the faint of heart and has been known to CREEP OUT otherwise normal, healthy, full grown adults (even some of the male persuasion.)